thread where ilyaz talks to himself but others can join in if they're bored

[Ilya]

people tell me i look like Russell Crowe all the time.

its because i really do

[Pandagirl!]

People tell me I sound like Peach from Mario.

Do I?

[Ilya]

they just wanna bone you.

on that note, yes you do

[Ilya]

hey guys. i've decided to go to the VIBE MusicFest instead of the Music Midtown Festival this year. it's on the same weekend so I can't go to both.

heres the lineups for both:
Music Midtown: http://musicmidtown.com/schedule/index.cfm
VIBE: http://musicfest.vibe.com/index.cfm?page=concerts

Music Midtown this year looks like it's gonna be kinda shitty except for a few nice bands and a few really nice country acts. i don't even know most of the bands at music midtown.

but the VIBE festival is gonna have some really nice rap.

really the only thing keeping me away from the VIBE festival is me and the girl are gonna be almost the only white people except for the large group of white guys who are confused about their race wearing baggy jeans and oversized white t-shirts and gold chains giving fellow brothas hugs and pimpslaps.

actually now that i finished writing this post, i'm not sure which to go to again

[Squeezer]

People tell me I sound like Peach from Mario.

Do I?

no.

but then again, i just wanna bone you.

[Jeansi]

they just wanna bone you.

on that note, yes you do

roooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooofl ahahahahaaa



I ate at a Subway for the first time in my life yesterday. Yes, it was as sucky as everyone on the forum warned.

[ZeUs!!]

..

[Pandagirl!]

no.

but then again, i just wanna bone you.

I sound a lot different on the phone then I do in real life/Teamspeak though. So who knows.

[Ilya]

so today i went to romano's macaroni grill to get me some food after i went to taco bell 3 hours earlier but i was like "shit, i want some real food" so i got a twice baked lasagna with beatballs and 3 cheeses (mostly provolone) and it tasted alright

but it was gigantic, so i ate like 1/3 of it and asked for a to-go box but then i forgot the box there and i was all "drats!"

the bread there was pretty shitty too

then i bought a purple shirt for $5 cause i got bored

[Exotic]

i am pretty sick. yesterday the doctor had to stick a 10 inch qtip down my throat and then another one up my ear, and that hurt a lot.

[Jeenyuss]

i'm sick too but my doctor didn't rape me with qtips, he only made me blow on this tube as hard as i could.

[Jason]

"this tube" eh?

[Ilya]

i drank some bacardi apple today. it tasted like sunshine on a rainy day

[Squeezer]

i drank some bacardi apple today. it tasted like sunshine on a rainy day

that's an odd taste.

When I drank it, it tasted like alcohol.

[Ilya]

well i put about 1/4 of it into a cup and the other 3/4 was punch

didnt taste it at all