thread where ilyaz talks to himself but others can join in if they're bored

[Jeenyuss]

Please please please don't hide your laptop on your b-day zeus, and please please pelase ilyaz, be online when mike gets home.

Please.

[Ilya]

oh man

i went to wendy's today and got 2 junior bacon cheeseburgers, baked potato with chives and butter/sour cream, 1 side caesar salad, and half of yogurt that the lady friend didn't finish

it was awesome and just $6

[NaiLed]

i was just watching this film, DYING to go to the toilet. so it just finished so i legged it upstairs to the toilet and as i was going i got this major head rush. so i do my flies up and i must have suddenly passed out. I woke up what must have been a few seconds later and realised i was on the floor against the wall. luckily we have a (small) separate room for the toilet, so i just fell back against the wall. but i realised i broke a tile.

does this mean i am dying

[Richard Creager]

[21:07] TheGreatMiggs: so james did fuck peaches?
[21:07] ilya: he fucked that 1 giant peach
[21:07] TheGreatMiggs: crazy
[21:07] ilya: not only did he fuck it
[21:07] ilya: he lived INSIDE it
[21:07] TheGreatMiggs: good story
[21:07] ilya: thx

[Ilya]

shit shit shit shit shit

part 4 and 5 of R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet series finally released

holy fucking shit

so awesome

part 4 is like a fucking audio porno and 5 is just " "

AHHHHHHHHH

[Jeenyuss]

SIX BUCKS?! Yesterday I got the Spicy Chicken Filet Meal and it cost me 7.12, what is this shit?

[ZeUs!!]

zeus why cant you type when youre drunk

Because I'm a quick typer and when I'm drunk any coordination goes out the window so I keep the speed but hit the wrong keys, and backspacing and correcting every sentence is just not worth it. Plus there's a part of me that finds it really funny at the time

[NaiLed]

do you touch type or just type with 2 fingers

[ZeUs!!]

Kinda touch type but I don't use the home keys

[Mr. Peanuts]

I can touchtype but I mostly use my 2 index fingers.

[RogerMexico]

Jimmy John's is decent, but it gets really old really quickly. Especially when your friend runs all the midwest ones. I've eaten my fill of Jimmy Johns. (You hear me, RogMex? No more fucking #6's. I will not have them.)

I hear you, buddy. All I got to add is "Sub Shop".

[hogo]

Conc I didnt know you guys have jimmy johns! I thought it was just an Eastcoast thing. The only one near me though is down at my buddy's house in dirty part of Cincy... So I don't eat it a lot... Turkey Tom's are the shit... :fear:

[Subjugation]

Is touch typing when you just type using the asdf keys?

If so, that's what I do.

[ConcreteSchlyrd]

I hear you, buddy. All I got to add is "Sub Shop".

Yeah dude, I'm with you on that one. I have no idea why it shut down.

Conc I didnt know you guys have jimmy johns! I thought it was just an Eastcoast thing. The only one near me though is down at my buddy's house in dirty part of Cincy... So I don't eat it a lot... Turkey Tom's are the shit...

Yeah, I think they're spreading like the plague. Don't get me wrong, I used to fiend for Jimmy John's all the time (or it's fraternal twin, Big Mike's Super Subs--which has for some unknown reason suddenly changed it's name to Milios). The thing is, once you get over the novelty of it (by eating a metric shit ton of sandwiches), it's nothing special--shaved meat and cheeses with veggies on some pretty decent bread. There's nothing special that they bring to the table. (GUACAMOLE? ON SANDWICHES? SCANDAL!)

[Edify]

i went to my senior prom last night. it was fun. lots of dancing and eating and stuff.