thread where ilyaz talks to himself but others can join in if they're bored

[Ilya]

i was laying on the futton yesterday and my friend comes over and sits on my ass like he always does (no homo) and hes like "oh damn ilya, that gym has really been working out for you. your butt is much tighter"

i was all "oh thanks, matt"

bff~~

[Exotic]

straight up now tell me are you gonna love me forever oh oh oh

[ZeUs!!]

[ZeUs!!]

[Jeansi]

put JPG instead of jpg at the end and they migth actually work

hehe, mike checking out the cleavage in #3

[ZeUs!!]

Beat you to it shitface

[Exotic]

the guy in picture #5 has chicken pox

[Pandagirl!]

do you ever get the urge to sing the following:

THERES A HOLE IN THE WORLD TOOONIGHT
THERES A CLOUD OF FEAR AND SORROOOW
THERES A HOLE IN THE WORLD TOOONIGHT
DON'T LET THERE BE A HOOOLE IN THE WOOORLD TOOOMORROW

because i do and i don't know how long i can keep it inside.

That was your 2,000th post Ilya!

[Ilya]

That was your 2,000th post Ilya!

SHITksjdnfbkjnfkjfnasdf

my 2000th post was supposed to be porn

goddamnit this sucks. i guess i'm going to have to wait another 1,000

[Pandagirl!]

Go back and edit it then.

[ZeUs!!]

Don't

[ConcreteSchlyrd]

So Zeus, I was out at some irregular bar last night with some friends, and there was this dude who looks exactly like you. You have an Iowa City doppleganger.

[Jeenyuss]

You should assassinate him so he doesn't take over your life some day. Do you want someone from Iowa City getting with your future wife? DO YOU?

[ZeUs!!]

There's this guy called Chris who lives with some of our friends, and Nick (5th photo: guy with white shirt and green flowers) and Steve (5th photo: pink shirt) are convinced he's my clone. HE LOOKS NOTHING LIKE ME plus he goes to a tanning salon which is fairly gay

[NaiLed]

yeh what is with people syaing people look like other people when they dont

people say i look like this guy and i dont too