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  • #61
    wow i wish my kids could be in such great physical condition as that.

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    • #62
      Originally posted by thesearcher
      americans are fat, and have a lower iq on average than the rest of the world.

      EDIT: including africans.
      yet somehow we find a way to still be on top of the world.
      Originally posted by Tone
      Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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      • #63
        Originally posted by thesearcher
        americans are fat, and have a lower iq on average than the rest of the world.

        EDIT: including africans.
        Originally posted by thesearcher
        wow i wish my kids could be in such great physical condition as that.

        Your absolutely correct...I mean how could anyone compete with a website blog like yours?

        Here's a sample:
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        rhys's Blurbs (thesearcher)

        About me:
        Im naked right now, just think as your reading this im most likely walking around my house completely starkers, eating a pot noodle, cursing as i drop a bit of it on my manly hood.... damn that shit is hot.

        Who I'd like to meet:
        a speaking dog named boris. I would keep him and call him "boris my speaking dog" and we will be best friends and we will live happily ever after and we will love eachother............ i know what your thinking.....beastiality, well i got one thing to tell you! ABSO-FUCkING-LOUTLEY!!!!

        --------------------------------------------------------------

        You have it over eveyone on this forum I gotta admit! I could never have the IQ as you must have. Your MySpace site rocks...I may have to stop using the net now that I have been told that me and my fellow Americans(North, Central & South American) peoples are inferior to your 20 year old IQ!

        http://www.myspace.com/rhysc <---How can anyone compete with your MySpace site????

        You also mention your kids? at 20 you have kids? We can only hope they are raised with the intelligence level you display! Good deal...am glad we finally have a real person to piss in the Gene Pool of society!
        May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.

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        • #64
          Someone should high five me for making this thread
          Originally posted by Facetious
          edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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          • #65
            Originally posted by ZeUs!!
            Someone should high five me for making this thread

            High Five Bro! B)
            May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.

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            • #66
              Originally posted by thesearcher
              i love how you can make a sterotypical comment on a forum simply to be sarcastic, and then a bunch of people who take offense to sterotypical comments come back with.... yes..... sterotypical comments, explaining how your sterotypical comment was just sterotypical, but how their sterotypical comment is a fact, and thus they are better than you.

              sterotypical comment.

              you took offense pretty quick liquid, are you fat?

              hahaha your a fatty hahahahaha
              So you didn't read my last post, did you


              I guess you haven't been here long


              EDIT: Thanks Suzie, I like it too
              My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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              • #67
                I thought Leif Eriksson was the first one from the known world who discovered america.
                Jesus Christ on a pogo stick

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                • #68
                  I should think it's pretty hard to get fat when all the meat you eat is boiled.



                  Mmmm...boiled.
                  "Sexy" Steve Mijalis-Gilster, IVX

                  Reinstate Me.

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                  • #69
                    I should think its pretty hard to get any nutrients from boiling meat as well?
                    Originally posted by Facetious
                    edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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                    • #70
                      Originally posted by Mantra-Slider
                      bigger than football? are you sure?
                      I'm sorry, I didn't mean to say world, I meant to say in America.... which is over American football, baseball and college basketball... that's a big fucking deal for those of us that have watched one, maybe two, Nascar races and really don't even have the opportunity to watch more if, for some odd reason, we wanted to watch one.

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                      • #71
                        I love Zeus. If it weren't immoral, illegal, and capable of causing an international incident, I'd lure him to the backwoods of Kentucky and show him things he's only dreamt about after having too much cheese and watching Deliverance.
                        "Sexy" Steve Mijalis-Gilster, IVX

                        Reinstate Me.

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                        • #72

                          NUFF SAID!

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                          • #73
                            haha 404

                            lets ferget that my myspace is about 2 years old or summin for a second, and lets all admit that thats a truthfull blurb, who wouldnt want a speaking dog named boris?

                            wheres your myspace? you wanna rip mine, post yours up.

                            anyway that is all obviously a joke, and to try and judge my iq by that, and/or anything i post on this thread, just goes to prove your iq cant be all that high.

                            ive hit a nerve it seems, tell me 404, are you fat?

                            EDIT: oh and also, i dont have children, atleast none i know about, i was refering to any future children i may be having.

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                            • #74
                              Originally posted by thesearcher
                              haha 404

                              lets ferget that my myspace is about 2 years old or summin for a second, and lets all admit that thats a truthfull blurb, who wouldnt want a speaking dog named boris?

                              wheres your myspace? you wanna rip mine, post yours up.

                              anyway that is all obviously a joke, and to try and judge my iq by that, and/or anything i post on this thread, just goes to prove your iq cant be all that high.

                              ive hit a nerve it seems, tell me 404, are you fat?

                              EDIT: oh and also, i dont have children, atleast none i know about, i was refering to any future children i may be having.
                              But your lack of grammar definately portrays your IQ as high.
                              Originally posted by Tone
                              Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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                              • #75
                                Originally posted by 3e_

                                NUFF SAID!
                                do i hear an amen?

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