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  • #61
    i met jesus once. he spoke spanish
    Ill-timed force will be ineffective; act with precision; timing is everything. Knowing where and when to strike is more important than strength; misapplied ability is disability. Unreasonable or undue force will defeat itself

    1:money> lWTF I ASKED FOR BUTT SECKS AND U DIDNT GIVE ME THAT.
    1:money> i need a loose-meat butthole



    Evasive <E> wtf
    Evasive <E> GIMME MY BOT
    caco <ER>> )Oo
    caco <ER>> bot thief!
    caco <ER>> duel me for it
    Evasive <E> no!
    Cigarettes> wunderbar?

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    • #62
      ?!?!?!?!?!?!
      TWLD Season 8 Champion: -FINAL-
      TWLB Season 9 Champion: -FINAL-


      Sika> go in, burst and portal out © everett 2006 all rights reserved
      Cross> feel like masturbating after seeing everett in javbirt
      1:LF> my gf gives bad head, how do i fix this 1:pinkSTAR> give head to another guy 1:LF> k ur ignored
      4:moot> cintra thinks he's as good as ev now so he's decided not to talk in public like him
      1:broly> winning this title is like having sex

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      • #63
        I believe in the South Park god.

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        • #64
          Originally posted by Noah View Post
          This is from the bible:

          Thou shalt not troll.
          thou shall not stabby, god's really stepping on my toes.
          it makes me sick when i think of it, all my heroes could not live with it so i hope you rest in peace cause with us you never did

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          • #65
            Originally posted by eehh View Post
            can i join?
            Sure, I'll start taking your money, call you up for holy wars, and kill you if I think you're wrong in some of your views.

            Hmm.. no, this isn't Christianity.

            Go get yourself a beer then :wub:
            Da1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry

            5:ph> n0ah will dangle from a helicopter ladder and just reduce the landscape to ashes by sweeping his beard across it

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            • #66
              Originally posted by WuTang420 View Post
              i met jesus once. he spoke spanish
              ya right.... LLLolz
              TWLD Season 8 Champion: -FINAL-
              TWLB Season 9 Champion: -FINAL-


              Sika> go in, burst and portal out © everett 2006 all rights reserved
              Cross> feel like masturbating after seeing everett in javbirt
              1:LF> my gf gives bad head, how do i fix this 1:pinkSTAR> give head to another guy 1:LF> k ur ignored
              4:moot> cintra thinks he's as good as ev now so he's decided not to talk in public like him
              1:broly> winning this title is like having sex

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              • #67
                Originally posted by Blueblaze View Post
                How do you believe in Jesus Christ, God the Father, and the Holy Ghost, yet not take the Bible as for the most part literally? If you can't take the Bible literally, how do you believe that Jesus Christ was really here? Tell me how does one believe in this manner?
                Simple. Because the word of man has perverted the word of god. Need proof? Watch The 700 Club.

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                • #68
                  Originally posted by Da1andonly View Post
                  Sounds like copypaste to me.
                  Originally posted by Noah
                  This is from the bible:

                  Thou shalt not troll.
                  No to both of those.
                  May my ambition be, more love of Christ to thee.

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                  • #69
                    Honest Question, I'm all open ears

                    For those who believe in the Big Bang, What was before the Big Bang?
                    May my ambition be, more love of Christ to thee.

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                    • #70
                      The Bangbus.
                      Originally posted by Tone
                      It is now time for the energy shift of the 7th root race to manifest on the 3D physical plane and uplift us back to 5D.
                      Originally posted by the_paul
                      Gargle battery acid fuckface
                      Originally posted by Material Girl
                      I tried downloading a soundcard

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                      • #71
                        Leaving the full url tips us over the already fine line we're treading.
                        -Subj
                        Last edited by Subjugation; 01-13-2007, 04:34 AM.
                        sigpic
                        All good things must come to an end.

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                        • #72
                          Gran Guerrero, why am I on your sig? I hope this doesn't catch on
                          Last edited by Subjugation; 01-13-2007, 04:33 AM. Reason: Quote included the porn link
                          May my ambition be, more love of Christ to thee.

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                          • #73
                            Originally posted by Blueblaze View Post
                            Gran Guerrero, why am I on your sig? I hope this doesn't catch on
                            but but... you forgot about ph! He's doing it too!
                            sigpic
                            All good things must come to an end.

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                            • #74
                              s/"Big Bang"/God/

                              For those who believe in the God, What was before the God?
                              Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #98: Every man has his price.

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                              • #75
                                We don't know, we don't need to cling to made up bullshit so we don't have to accept that we don't have to the answers to everything.

                                Da1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry

                                5:ph> n0ah will dangle from a helicopter ladder and just reduce the landscape to ashes by sweeping his beard across it

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