If you're a college student and you do not drink coffee, it means that you are most likely:
A) allergic to caffeine in general
B) in a major that is not hard enough
C) don't care to spend a lot of time studying/doing schoolwork in general
D) a pussy
E) some combination of the above
Coffee sucks and i don't do enough work until a day or two before due dates/tests.
If you're a college student and you do not drink coffee, it means that you are most likely:
A) allergic to caffeine in general
B) in a major that is not hard enough
C) don't care to spend a lot of time studying/doing schoolwork in general
D) a pussy
E) some combination of the above
That is the biggest load of bollocks I ever heard. I don't drink coffee because I don't quite like the taste of it. However, the couple of times I did drink it, it made no effect on me, neither does Red Bull or any other "energy" drink.
It works quite simple with me, I don't do shit until I absolutely have to (unless it's group work, cause then others depend on it) and once I get started on it, I have no problems pulling all nighters to finish it. Hell I wrote my bachelor thesis in 1 week, and in that week from Sunday morning to Friday evening, I had about 6 hours of sleep, total. Yet I wasn't tired at all, I don't need coffee or Red Bull or whatever for that, I just need the pressure to get it finished. Now Friday evening, after I finished it and handed it in, I was tired and I slept from Friday 2 am (see, even when I am exhausted I still don't go to bed early) to Saturday 7 pm and I was all good to go again.
Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.
If you're a college student and you do not drink coffee, it means that you are most likely:
A) allergic to caffeine in general
B) in a major that is not hard enough
C) don't care to spend a lot of time studying/doing schoolwork in general
D) a pussy
E) some combination of the above
If you're a college student and you do not drink coffee, it means that you are most likely:
A) allergic to caffeine in general
B) in a major that is not hard enough
C) don't care to spend a lot of time studying/doing schoolwork in general
D) a pussy
E) some combination of the above
Is this a serious post or..? I can't tell. Well, i can answer this questionably serious post with 2 words. Time Management.
Why drink coffee when i don't need it?
p.s. a pussy? you are really going to call me a pussy for not drinking coffee?
4:BigKing> xD
4:Best> i'm leaving chat
4:BigKing> what did i do???
4:Best> told you repeatedly you cannot use that emoji anymore
4:BigKing> ???? why though
4:Best> you're 6'4 and black...you can't use emojis like that
4:BigKing> xD
Coffee is really disgusting, and I much preferred cold energy drinks to get me going during University.
Age: 24
Time: Between 1am - 4am. I usually go to bed around 1am but if I'm working at the bar I usually get to bed between 2am and 4am
Duration: I usually sleep 10+ hours
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