what are your deal breakers?

[Ilya]

fat
poor
loves or strongly likes cats
dumb bitch
smokes the cigarette
goes to H&R block for her taxes
knows about internet memes

[Ilya]

has a twitter or facebook status that is updated more than once a day
doesn't like rap

[Scurvy]

obnoxious laugh
wider shoulders than hips
loves or strongly likes god
overly hairy arms
has ever owned or expressed interest in owning a horse

[genocidal]

Taller than 5'8
Larger than 140 pounds, smaller than 95 pounds
Ginger
Bad face
No ass
Unemployed
Dumber than Material Girl
Hatchet wound vagina
Ugly toes
Large ankles (not just cankles, even ones that are getting close)
Stumpy legs
Long gorilla arms
Beer gut
Doesn't take care of her appearance (looks dumpy)
Uses too much makeup
Loves animals
Doesn't have a college degree

[project dragon]

male

[Epinephrine]

Looks like Tagmor

[raizin]

obnoxious laugh
wider shoulders than hips
loves or strongly likes god
overly hairy arms
has ever owned or expressed interest in owning a horse

i dated this girl. god that was a disaster. She attacked me when i broke it off with her, fucking crazy

[gran guerrero]

Taller than 5'8
Larger than 140 pounds, smaller than 95 pounds
Ginger
Bad face
No ass
Unemployed
Dumber than Material Girl
Hatchet wound vagina
Ugly toes
Large ankles (not just cankles, even ones that are getting close)
Stumpy legs
Long gorilla arms
Beer gut
Doesn't take care of her appearance (looks dumpy)
Uses too much makeup
Loves animals
Doesn't have a college degree

so do you hate yourself when you jerk off? Or do you just refuse to touch yourself???

[gran guerrero]

just kiddin gen, you are a male goddess

[Fit of Rage]

hairy pits
hairy legs
dry or no sense of humor
more shoes than she could possibly wear
no college degree
big nose
gingers

[gran guerrero]

my deal breaker:
jew
loves or strongly likes tomatoes
taller than me
zionist scum
infidel fuck
stupid fuck
idiot fuck
doesn't like to say the word FUCK
doesn't laugh at my jokes
doesn't cry at my sob filled story telling
goes to Ilya to get her taxes done (then I know shes cheating on me)
Doesn't give blowjobs but doesn't mind a handjob
I mean really what the fuck is your purpose of a woman if all u can do is something I do on a daily basis. open your mouth and get to suckin bitch! Or I'll smotherbox ya!!!

[gran guerrero]

in before im banned by fascists

[Dealt]

banned by fascists..

fakeedit: belief that they are more interesting then they are (more often by a long way) & annoying accents. Think one girl in particular is moulding this.
Not excluding:
Penis's
Chests as opposed to boobsicles.
like rnb/scissor sisters/post 90s pop crap.
orange skin
brown/black skin :P jokeyjokey.butserious

[TagMor]

breaking the 4th wall.

[NaiLed]

a cast-iron egg-tree, lacquered