what are your deal breakers?

[Pressure Drop]

interested solely in designer labels even when the item looks like shit it is "insert trendy name here" and cost 10x the price so that makes it good ... go f yourself you stupid bitch cuase i don't want to anymore

oh yeah and fake tits <_<

[Adman]

materialistic
dumb
smelly
agrees with everything i say
dumb
no goals or ambition
talks in a baby voice

[Ilya]

doesn't like to say the word FUCK
goes to Ilya to get her taxes done (then I know shes cheating on me)

once you go ilya, you don't go back. but don't worry, your a-rab broads are safe with me

yeah, doesn't curse (to an extent) or has a problem with cursing is def a deal breaker
tells me all about her friend drama
expects me to call her just to chat (her calling is ok)
talks too much shit about other people
calls me stuck up (i tell her shut the fuck up)

[Pandagirl!]

Smoking
Stupid
Clingy/expecting to hang out every day
Likes to talk on the phone
Jealous/controlling
Unmotivated/going nowhere in life
Dependent

[Galleleo]

materialistic
dumb
...
dumb

Two negatives make positive no?

[Bioture]

hairy, doesn't shave
dumb
bad at conversations
smells bad
takes sarcasm seriously because shes dumb
doesn't work
has difficulty understanding complete sentences
has a degree in art of some other useless shit
no ambition
doesn't wake up in the morning to make me breakfast
cries a lot
no moral standards
doesn't have compassion for other people
dramatic
asks me to do shit all the time
ugly
asks me questions all the time about dumb shit
doesn't have any hobbies besides shopping
has no friends
is negative all the time

[Ilya]

uses the cyberspace

i've been waiting to use that for about 2 weeks now. thank you

[Jedi DC]

deal breakers:\

Looks good
successful
has social skills
has a nice body

[project dragon]

Answers all your questions with: "I don't know"

[Scurvy]

hairy, doesn't shave
dumb
bad at conversations
smells bad
takes sarcasm seriously because shes dumb
doesn't work
has difficulty understanding complete sentences
has a degree in art of some other useless shit
no ambition
doesn't wake up in the morning to make me breakfast
cries a lot
no moral standards
doesn't have compassion for other people
dramatic
asks me to do shit all the time
ugly
asks me questions all the time about dumb shit
doesn't have any hobbies besides shopping
has no friends
is negative all the time

nice..

[Exotic]

fucks one of my best friends

[Soup du Jour]

In order

smoker
stupid - not meaning she doesn't have a degree. I know many people without a degree who I can get along with quite well. On the other hand, I know a girl with a business degree who couldn't figure out how to use a legend on a map. That's the kind of stupid that pisses me off.
not at least a 6
fundy
fake tits

some of those lists are quite long and specific. I hope you guys find what you're looking for.

[Nickname]

hairy pits
hairy legs
dry or no sense of humor
more shoes than she could possibly wear
no college degree
big nose
gingers

Have fun being gay

[Squeezer]

no hooves

[Ilya]

i don't know why you guys are so anti-fake boobs. they are not always bad

there is something truly magical about seeing an A cup girl blossom into a C

truly