Trench Wars Recipe Collection

[Displaced]

hat mashed potato thing by push wasnt quite my taste, granted i couldnt get any horseradish here, and im sure my ranch sauce was utter garbage.

[Ilya]

LEMON SANDWICH

INGREDIENTS:
butter
two (2) slices of bread
one (1) peice of cheese (PERFERABLY THE KIND WITH THE HOLES FOR EXTRA GOODNESS)
one half (1/2) of a lemon

ok so what you do is you rub the butter on the two slices of bread and then you take your half lemon and you squeeze the fucker all around the butter on both slices, lots and lots of squeezing.

then you put the cheese down on one of the slices, now if you want to get totally crazy and wild and yummy, you squeeze some more lemon on top of the cheese. then you put the other slice on top of it and eat it. :up:

edit: i only know how to make sandwiches, so if anyone wants to make me some of the food mentioned in this thread (particularly page 1), it will be appreciated.

[Rion.]

I'm sorry, but Zeus's recipe just owns you all.

[Golden Sun 1]

Apparently Facetious cooked it going by that reciepe and gave it one thumb up, so I'm not complaining

I hope that, that was one thumb outa one?

[Bioture]

Ghetto Garlic Bread / Chicken flavored bread.

Needs:

Bread
Butter
Mrs Dash garlic herb or packet of ramen chicken noodles flavoring

Put butter on bread (it doesnt have to be spread, chunks are fine). Sprinkle mrs dash or ramen seasoning on buttered bread. Toast in your toaster oven, or put them on the heater for 20 mins. Eat with campells soup or budget gourmet spagetti. Mm Mmm good.

[avendragon]

You Fat Fuck!

[Mennoowh]

A pizza in 5 steps:
needed:
- a phone
- a phonebook
- money
1) take the phonebook
2) look up the bestsounding pizzeria (hint: check out the 'P')
3) tell them to bring you a pizza
4) pay the motorcycledude
5) eat

[Hairygroin]

damn this thread is a goldmine, time to contribute:

Seeing Bioture's garlic bread recipe makes me want to provide my own:

Hairygroin's Shockingly Awesome Garlic Bread

1 Loaf fresh Italian Bread
5-6 cloves fresh garlic
3/4-1 cup freshly grated parmsegnan cheese
1/4 cup olive oil (add more/less if you want)
1/2 teaspoon salt

Chop up the garlic well, and then (be creative if you don't have a cooking mortar/pestle) mash it up until it makes a very fine paste (a few lumps are alright). Place all of the garlic, olive oil, and salt and place it in a bowl and mix! Make sure you mix it up very evenly, add more cheese if you can. The object is to make it spreadable!

Cut the loaf of bread in half, and spread the mixture evenly on both sides. Place both sides face up in an oven and broil until the tops are golden brown.

Serves about 6, depends on how much everyone eats! I can eat a whole loaf of the stuff myself cuz its so damn good.

ENJOY CUZ THIS IS AWESOME STUFF.

[Hairygroin]

Hairygroin's Sexy Lemonaide

Slice up 3-4 Lemons and place them in a large juice container. Add a cup or so of sugar, maybe a tad more...fill up the container about 1/3 with ice.

Place in the fridge for about 10 minutes.

Take it out of the fridge, and using a big spoon, mash up the ice, sugar, and lemons together...the lemons and the sugar shoudl make a sorta paste. Add water, mix up, and voila! YUM!

[ZeUs!!]

Mike's Italian Turkey

Ingredients for two people:
1 red onion
2 teaspoons pesto
Pinch chilli powder
Half tin chopped tomatoes
A drizzle of olive oil
Two glasses of red wine
A pinch of crushed pepper
Unsure on quantities:
Some spinach leaves
Some spaghetti
Some turkey mince

Chop and fry off a red onion in a frying pan with some olive oil. When its on its way add the turkey and brown it off. Once browned add two glasses of red wine, the tomatoes, the chilli powder and the pepper (as in salt and pepper). The aim here is to cook the majority of the wine off, and to try and predict when it will finish cooking. Fifteen minutes before its finished cooking boil some water with some salt, and add the spaghetti. Bring the spaghetti to the boil again and then leave it on a high simmer until its cooked (basically cook some spaghetti near the end). When its cooked add the spinach leaves to the mince and wilt them, then drain off the spaghetti and mix in the pesto. Serve the spaghetti first and the mince on top.

Reciepe inspired by: whatever was left in my cupboard

[Overburn]

from the kitchen of Overburn

Overburn's Super-Fun-Crazy Toast
- 1 or 2 slices of bread, how evermany is desired
- a toaster or toaster oven
- butter (optional)

cooking instructions (with butter):
put the bread slices in the toaster or toaster oven, change the setting to whichever crispyness of the bread you wish (light, medium, or dark). wait until its done. remove the toast, apply butter to oneside of the toast, and eat.

cooking instructions (without butter):
put the bread slices in the toaster or toaster oven, change the setting to whichever crispyness of the bread you wish (light, medium, or dark). wait until its done. remove the toast, and eat.

[Bioture]

breakfast

Chicken Omelet

1 cup chicken cut into little bits (i use the strips of pre cooked chicken.
1/2 tablespoon cornstarch (optional, makes it more fluffy)
5 eggs
1/4 cup cold water
Some butter
salt/pepper to taste.
Vegtables minced, if you want
Parsley - for you upper class people

Beat the eggs without separating until very light. Add the water and seasonings and stir in the meat mixed with the cornstarch. Heat butter in a medium-sized frying pan, pour in the mixture. Cook until you like it. Serve garnished with parsley and s&p.

[IceStorm]

this is old?

[illegitimate child]

sure but who cares

page 1 Facetious>Haha, you drink appletinis?

appletinis rock

From the bar of <my name, to lazy to type me whole name but yes this is longer, omfq im dumb>

phone + microphone (in blender) = killer drink

pun intended

gfg.

[Noah]

how to make pizza

This is kinda difficult:
From Noah's.. KITCHEN

1 Phone
1 Phonenumber to a pizzaplace
1 Front door
Some cash

Pick up the phone, enter the number to your favorite pizzaplace.
Then they will answer you, tell the person what kind of pizza you want and where you live.
A while later some1 will come knocking on your frontdoor with a pizza..
Give the guy some cash, take the pizza and put it on the table (or floor)