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    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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    • i highly doubt any redneck is voting for obama..rofl

      anyway http://elections.foxnews.com/2008/10...-class-making/

      http://elections.foxnews.com/2008/11...egally-boston/

      http://elections.foxnews.com/2008/10...orsing-papers/

      btw, what does showing us a map of what the rest of the world thinks about our election matters to us. It's common knowledge that the rest of the world wants us to have the weakest president possible so they can abuse him. Just like Carter and just like Clinton. Clearly with those as your last 2 democratic choices you will feel hopeful with that type of president in again

      Also, it is hilarious to me that they even count the african countries. When they can stop throwing spears at each other and contribute to the world in a meaningful way someone might care about what they think
      Last edited by Izor; 11-01-2008, 11:09 AM.
      I'm just a middle-aged, middle-eastern camel herdin' man
      I got a 2 bedroom cave here in North Afghanistan

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      • They don't use spears anymore that often. They use guns you've sold to them frequently, though
        Originally Posted by HeavenSent
        You won't have to wait another 4 years.
        There wont be another election for president.
        Obama is the Omega President.
        http://wegotstoned.blogspot.com/

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        • Originally posted by Da1andonly View Post
          They don't use spears anymore that often. They use guns you've sold to them frequently, though
          oh SNAP SON TAKE THAT CHECK TO THE BANK. THIS CHECK SPONSORED BY NIKE.

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          • i see africans wielding ak-47's, a product famous for its american heritage
            NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

            internet de la jerome

            because the internet | hazardous

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            • Cousins: Obama, Cheney, Bush

              I know this is news is a year old, but just in case some of you missed it:

              Cheney and Obama are distant cousins: Mrs. Cheney


              WASHINGTON (Reuters) - There's no sign of a family reunion planned, but U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney and Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama are distant cousins.

              So says the vice president's wife, Lynne Cheney, who said she discovered that her husband of 43 years is eighth cousins with the senator from Illinois.
              DISSING COUSINS: OBAMA, CHENEY, BUSH RELATED


              NEW YORK POST - Who says Barack Obama doesn't have what it takes to be president? Turns out, he's a distant cousin of both Dick Cheney and George Bush.

              The vice president's wife, Lynne Cheney, announced her discovery yesterday while hawking her new book, "Blue Skies, No Fences," on MSNBC.

              When asked if she would support Hillary Rodham Clinton because she is a woman, Lynne Cheney said, "I have to admit to a certain bias here . . . Dick and Barack Obama are eighth cousins."

              Mrs. Cheney said that it was "an amazing American story that one ancestor . . . could be responsible down the family line for lives that have taken such different and varied paths."

              Then asked if she supported Obama she quickly said, "No."

              Obama's camp made light of the family ties. "Every family has a black sheep," said spokeswoman Jen Psaki, with tongue firmly planted in cheek.

              The Chicago Sun-Times revealed the genealogical link in early September, claiming that the shared ancestors were Mareen and Susannah Duvall, 17th century immigrants from France.

              The newspaper, however, claimed that the senator from Illinois and the vice president were 11th cousins.

              The Duvalls are Obama's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandparents, and Cheney's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandparents, the paper said.


              George W. Bush and Obama, meanwhile, are 10th cousins once removed - linked through a 17th century Massachusetts couple, Samuel Hinckley and Sarah Soole, according to the Sun-Times.

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              • Originally posted by Jerome Scuggs View Post
                i see africans wielding ak-47's, a product famous for its american heritage
                owned

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                • Originally posted by Izor View Post
                  i highly doubt any redneck is voting for obama..rofl

                  anyway http://elections.foxnews.com/2008/10...-class-making/

                  http://elections.foxnews.com/2008/11...egally-boston/

                  http://elections.foxnews.com/2008/10...orsing-papers/

                  btw, what does showing us a map of what the rest of the world thinks about our election matters to us. It's common knowledge that the rest of the world wants us to have the weakest president possible so they can abuse him. Just like Carter and just like Clinton. Clearly with those as your last 2 democratic choices you will feel hopeful with that type of president in again

                  Also, it is hilarious to me that they even count the african countries. When they can stop throwing spears at each other and contribute to the world in a meaningful way someone might care about what they think
                  what I really like about this post is how he holds rednecks opinions above africans by using spear-throwing as a reason for the validation of their political affiliation

                  even though like it's been mentioned, they use weapons repeatedly sold to them by the US

                  and that rednecks are voting for a presidential candidate he doesn't want in office

                  2 times the burn at his own expense

                  nice


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                  My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                  • Originally posted by Izor View Post
                    i highly doubt any redneck is voting for obama..rofl

                    anyway http://elections.foxnews.com/2008/10...-class-making/

                    http://elections.foxnews.com/2008/11...egally-boston/

                    http://elections.foxnews.com/2008/10...orsing-papers/

                    btw, what does showing us a map of what the rest of the world thinks about our election matters to us. It's common knowledge that the rest of the world wants us to have the weakest president possible so they can abuse him. Just like Carter and just like Clinton. Clearly with those as your last 2 democratic choices you will feel hopeful with that type of president in again

                    Also, it is hilarious to me that they even count the african countries. When they can stop throwing spears at each other and contribute to the world in a meaningful way someone might care about what they think
                    Weren't you the one saying people don't understand the media bias - yet all your links come from the same few places. Here, all from one place, fox. Which as we all know is the most reliable news source out there. Did you ever even stop to think that MAYBE, just fucking maybe, the reason Obama is so popular, is he might actually be good for your country? You're so fucking blind it's sad, it really is. Republicans have FUCKED your country, run it's economy into the ground, started wars it can't possibly fun - with NO FUCKING PLAN. Anyone remember Bush standing on an aircraft carrier with a big victory sign behind him? Why in the world, do you let so much shit fucking slide for your idiot redneck republicans, yet you can't seem to even give a democrat a chance. Give it up, you've lost, you're a fucking piece of shit idiot. What happens? Obama gets knocked out, and we get 4 years of Bush jr. - shit keeps going to hell - are you going to keep arguing then? Just like you argued for Bush? You're so stupid it makes my head hurt - actually scratch that. The sad thing is, you're borderline intelligent, just so brainwashed by your own bullshit that you don't know what you're talking about or doing. I hate you, people like you. You have no mind of your own, you simply are productions of an American sterotype. Sure you can say the same for me, but the difference is, I can swallow my pride and say I'm wrong when presented with enough fact. Meanwhile you'll dive into a vat of human fucking waste looking for anything you can pull out and hold on to just so you can say LOOK IM NOT WRONG THIS IS WHY. fuck you Izor.
                    7:Knockers> how'd you do it Paul?
                    7:Knockers> sex? money? power?
                    7:PaulOakenfold> *puts on sunglasses* *flies away*

                    1:vys> I EVEN TOLD MY MUM I WON A PIZZA

                    7:Knockers> the suns not yellow, its chicken
                    7:Salu> that's drug addict talk if i ever saw it

                    1:chuckle> im tired of seeing people get killed and other people just watching simply saying "MURDER. RACISM. BAD"
                    1:chuckle> ive watched the video twice now

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                    • Where else will i find those stories may i ask? Thats not to say I dont look at other sites, but the stories i see there dont help my case
                      I'm just a middle-aged, middle-eastern camel herdin' man
                      I got a 2 bedroom cave here in North Afghanistan

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                      • dibs on the 1000th reply, ez
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                        Winston Churchill: "That is the sort of nonsense up with which we will not put!"

                        Those who dare to fail miserably can achieve greatly.
                        - John F. Kennedy

                        A sadist is a masochist who follows the Golden Rule.
                        Originally posted by kthx
                        Umm.. Alexander the Great was the leader of the Roman empire, not the Greek empire guy.

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                        • too late
                          I'm just a middle-aged, middle-eastern camel herdin' man
                          I got a 2 bedroom cave here in North Afghanistan

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                          • itt jerome discovers why he is never dicksucking politicks ever again
                            NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

                            internet de la jerome

                            because the internet | hazardous

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                            • Originally posted by Jerome Scuggs View Post
                              itt jerome discovers why he is never dicksucking politicks ever again
                              hey jerome do you still work at PJ's?
                              Warning: Disconnected From Server.
                              paralyze> what is this, some sort of gay-out?
                              paralyze> and nice try
                              Sleuth> WTF
                              Sleuth> OK QUIET
                              JuNkA> LOL
                              Sleuth> THOUGHTS COMING
                              Sleuth> SHHH

                              Warning: Disconnected From Server
                              Thoughts> u wish
                              Sleuth> WHAT THE FUCK
                              Vue> LOOL
                              Sleuth> LOLOLOLOL
                              Sleuth> ABBOT IS COMING
                              Sleuth> QUIET

                              Warning: Disconnected from server
                              abbot> ..
                              Thoughts> LMFAO
                              paralyze> ROFL
                              Sleuth> stfu

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