Pick Up Artist / Field Report Thread

[DoTheFandango]

went to a bar, drank alot of good beer. woke up in a car on the way to a dumpling shop in NYC. Then I got some. Now I have a tummy ache.

[Jason]

hey what's up guys

[Harder]

no title

lolol aubbie dont be mad

lol at ph good post

[Soup du Jour]

Last night I climbed the mountain.

My friends are idiots and every year they hold an event where everyone drinks six Rainier Ale tallboys.

I blacked out, made out with an ugly chick, and I'm still drunk despite getting ten hours of sleep. Never again.

This gives me an excellent idea for my birthday! I'm pretty sure they sell that swill up here.

rofl at abruey getting mad

[RATTY...]

This whole diary shit is weak. And post some pics.

Learn to read? First of all, my name is Audrey, not Aubrey or whatever the fuck you think it is... second of all, if you read once again what i typed, im telling you that i think alot of the number you get are FAKE number... never mentioned once anything about you giving your number to girls...

Aubrey, where does the rage come from?

[Harder]

childish gambino is dirty

he's playing 2nite i mite go scalp some tickz.

I'd totally be him haha.

How u been ratty. . . old friend? This is Complify lol



heres some pics for u. I prefer not to post them on gallery.

http://i1228.photobucket.com/albums/...er6/harder.jpg

http://i1228.photobucket.com/albums/...r6/harder3.jpg

http://i1228.photobucket.com/albums/...r6/harder2.jpg

[RATTY...]

Yeah, long time.

You should go for a pink shirt with the same pants and belt next time, the one on the picture is too red.

[Rasaq]

Yeah, long time.

You should go for a pink shirt with the same pants and belt next time, the one on the picture is too red.

Who the fuck are you?

[D1st0rt]

step off

he drives a '91 honda accord, he could buy your whole family

[Harder]

yah word thx for advice ratty

lol rasaq ur too new to know great ratty... from egyptian.

And i use to drive a 93 saturn actually now i dont drive all my money gets into getting a degree GG noobie lmao

[apt]

reply to OP:

you are really over analyzing on how to pick up girls.

this thread makes me sad.

[apt]

he's playing 2nite i mite go scalp some tickz.

I'd totally be him haha.

How u been ratty. . . old friend? This is Complify lol



heres some pics for u. I prefer not to post them on gallery.

http://i1228.photobucket.com/albums/...er6/harder.jpg


http://i1228.photobucket.com/albums/...r6/harder3.jpg

http://i1228.photobucket.com/albums/...r6/harder2.jpg

You look like you live somewhere where no one has any style. I am an advocate of pink shirts, but you need to loosen it up a bit.

The belt buckle on your belt is horrible, get rid of that immediately, tackiest thing I've ever seen.

Second pull up your sleeves and roll it up, show off some accessories like a watch or something.

Apart from being incredibly good looking and filthy rich, confidence is key. They way you're dressed makes you look way too uptight for what seems like a bar / lounge environment.

I am pretty drunk here, well so is everyone else ok anyways. It's all about layers and mixing casual flair with sensibility and style.

Pink Shirt
Cardigan, Cardigan sleeves pushed back with shirt sleeves rolled over Cardigan.
Jeans.





Maybe a little vest action. Unbuttoned shirt, loosened tie, again sleeves rolled up.




Next step, fly to Miami get laid over here to test your true abilities. Fucking white girls in the mid west is like playing Trench Wars pub.


man i should write a book.

[Zyphen]

Yo I dunno who Apt is but he got swag.

Except for saying girls in Miami are harder..LOL Miami's more like sitting in spec before even entering the pub.

[Fluffz]

If a rat finds some cheese in a mysterious place it might think its winning the game, but actually its just a rat, running around in a labyrinth, for the joy of others. Become gay nao!

[Rasaq]

Just noticed this guy was wearing suspenders...something I'd never wear.