Pick Up Artist / Field Report Thread

[Crescent Seal]

Just noticed this guy was wearing suspenders...something I'd never wear.

[Audrey]

lol i have to agree with apt... you're style is terrible Harder (if we can even call that a style). You seems terribly stuck up!

Good thing we cant see your shoes... pretty sure i'd go kill myself over that

And who said he's getting laid... all he gets are fake phone numbers :P

[Zyphen]

lol i have to agree with apt... you're style is terrible Harder (if we can even call that a style). You seems terribly stuck up!

Good thing we cant see your shoes... pretty sure i'd go kill myself over that

And who said he's getting laid... all he gets are fake phone numbers :P

Audrey's the wisest girl on TW

[Rob D]

Field Report 1

Ordered pizza from Domino's website and put in the delivery instructions section, "Make certain the delivery person is female. Fatties are ok." I added the fatties are ok part because I'm just starting out and figure that if I'm going to screw up a relationship, why not screw up a relationship with a whale. 32 minutes later the pizza was delivered by some dude. He told me they didn't have any female drivers that night; but even if there were, the manager wouldn't have let them deliver to my house because the comment made me seem like a creepy bastard. Apparently I'm also now on some sort of list with that particular store. Anyway, I will search the pickup artist forums today on how not to come across as creepy. Once I figure it out, I will try Papa John's.

I will let you know how it goes.

[Zeebu]

hah

[Epinephrine]

I liked Ilya's Craigslist thread better

P.S. Is Apt some character on Jersey Shore?

[apt]

Ordered pizza from Domino's website and put in the delivery instructions section, "Make certain the delivery person is female. Fatties are ok." I added the fatties are ok part because I'm just starting out and figure that if I'm going to screw up a relationship, why not screw up a relationship with a whale. 32 minutes later the pizza was delivered by some dude. He told me they didn't have any female drivers that night; but even if there were, the manager wouldn't have let them deliver to my house because the comment made me seem like a creepy bastard. Apparently I'm also now on some sort of list with that particular store. Anyway, I will search the pickup artist forums today on how not to come across as creepy. Once I figure it out, I will try Papa John's.

I will let you know how it goes.

nice field report.

i think the players manual says you have to disguise your voice as a girl and call in.

then say you are petrified of male drivers because you are a former rape victim.

then the female driver comes to your door, and you answer the door naked with a cock ring.
works every time.

[Chao.]

nice field report.

i think the players manual says you have to disguise your voice as a girl and call in.

then say you are petrified of male drivers because you are a former rape victim.

then the female driver comes to your door, and you answer the door naked with a cock ring.
works every time.

Hahaha holy shit

[RATTY...]

Audrey's the wisest girl on TW

Gj. Fake internet pussy waiting for you now dawg.

[Zyphen]

Who ratty again?

[Tone]

You should ignore this thread entirely and co-create the appearance of your soulmate or like minded people. You should choose your own appearance preferences as a side issue of not much time and effort and disregard the bizarre memes of this thread. Finally, you should realize that fake games and idiosyncratic protocols about appearance, mannerisms, how many days to wait before calling, how to switch between showing interest and not, etc, are a form of fraud made-up by the demons that infiltrated normality to replace it with bizarre and fake.

[apt]

tone bro, really shut the fuck up

[Squeezer]

You should ignore this thread entirely and co-create the appearance of your soulmate or like minded people. You should choose your own appearance preferences as a side issue of not much time and effort and disregard the bizarre memes of this thread. Finally, you should realize that fake games and idiosyncratic protocols about appearance, mannerisms, how many days to wait before calling, how to switch between showing interest and not, etc, are a form of fraud made-up by the demons that infiltrated normality to replace it with bizarre and fake.

I agree with all of this except I don't believe in demons.

[Pressure]

Ordered pizza from Domino's website and put in the delivery instructions section, "Make certain the delivery person is female. Fatties are ok." I added the fatties are ok part because I'm just starting out and figure that if I'm going to screw up a relationship, why not screw up a relationship with a whale. 32 minutes later the pizza was delivered by some dude. He told me they didn't have any female drivers that night; but even if there were, the manager wouldn't have let them deliver to my house because the comment made me seem like a creepy bastard. Apparently I'm also now on some sort of list with that particular store. Anyway, I will search the pickup artist forums today on how not to come across as creepy. Once I figure it out, I will try Papa John's.

I will let you know how it goes.

are you a member of studioleaks.info?

[Mobey]

I was actually interested in this once upon a time, then I realised I'm fairly attractive and don't need to fuck random chicks to boost my ego. Also the fact that most slags here carry a STI.

With that being said Harder, do you know of 'Dodger Clemons' ?

Guy looks like a fucking spade which is pretty obvious why he does this type of shit.

http://www.the21convention.com/2011/...ons-t21c-2010/

Read the comments for extra laughs.