three out of five (not enough). Would a vegitarian save toby ?
edit: I used to think minorities getting stopped by the cops wasn't such a big deal. But last summer in detroit it happend to me, must say it's not fun.
Said the vegetarian who thinks we give a shit about the treatment of animals.
Shut up fattie! You should be ashamed at yourself for eating those poor animals! It's as though the food chain was working in perfect order. Murderer!
5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
5:royst> i wish it was calculus
1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something
1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead
Aww, did you not eat your meat today? Sounds like someones got a case of the grumpies, and you know what cures that?
Steak, that's what!
My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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