thread where ilyaz talks to himself but others can join in if they're bored

[Ilya]

dont ever work for indians period.

















































no offense

[ConcreteSchlyrd]

Is Subway multinational? If those chains are outside the US, I apologize on behalf of all Americans--that is truly our worst export.

EDIT: Come to think of it, all "sub sandwich" chains are pretty bad. Quiznos can be good on occasion, but I've had some horrific shit there too. Hometown delis are definitely the way to go.

[geekbot]

Jimmy John's fool. And Potbelly's if you're in Chi-town.

I do enjoy a good panini though. Or a torta.

[geekbot]

What are those roadside shops in Italy called? Autostop or something with the red signs? They're little grocery/restaurants on the roadways. Help me out here.

[Jeenyuss]

my secret subway ingredient is italian sauce with bacon. that's all i eat.

[Richard Creager]

Not even your champions and heroes can save you from losing your soul.

[21:16] TheGreatMiggs: annux i talk to sometimes
[21:16] TheGreatMiggs: i initially went to him for help in my situation
[21:16] TheGreatMiggs: but something happened i missed that he was there or some thing came up
[21:17] ilya: haha
[21:17] ilya: yeah i talked to him about it
[21:17] TheGreatMiggs: in either case, no contact with the annux party in a time in need
[21:17] ilya: he said he heard of some of it
[21:17] TheGreatMiggs: did he?
[21:17] ilya: barely
[21:17] TheGreatMiggs: hang on
[21:17] ilya: he wouldn't be of much help though

[Adman]

Today at work, this guy was riding on the forks of the forklift, so i yelled for him to get off, and when i walked away he got back on. What a bastard, so i wrote him up for a safety violation and he was pretty angry about that. Whatever.

So i come home and have a nap and get woken up to go out and have dinner with some friends. So i go out nad eat some fish and chips, too greasey pretty crappy. The i had to go get some shorts for golf, anda new ball glove.
Got that and came home.

My sister's friends came over to visit and she used to be pretty fat, now she's fucking gorgeous, and she;s flirting with me. It's all good in the hood.
anywyas i'm going to bed now, work at 6 am BYe.

[ZeUs!!]

Edit: I have no recollection of last night. I turn the laptop off to stop me posting BUT WHEN I GET IN I TURN IT ON. I need to fucking hide it

[ZeUs!!]

Haha i just read over and i decided not to edit

Edit: Thats now technically a lie

[Ilya]

say more drunk stuff

[Ilya]

this is the 2nd day in a row

post your boobs already

[ConcreteSchlyrd]

Jimmy John's fool. And Potbelly's if you're in Chi-town.

I do enjoy a good panini though. Or a torta.

Jimmy John's is decent, but it gets really old really quickly. Especially when your friend runs all the midwest ones. I've eaten my fill of Jimmy Johns. (You hear me, RogMex? No more fucking #6's. I will not have them.) (PS - Big Mikes was and always will be better anyways.)

Potbelly's is good stuff. I ate it once when I was super hungover in Chicago once. I kinda wanted to toss, but it wasn't really the sandwich's fault.

Still, give me a roast beef with with prosciutto and provolone from Downtown Deli in Ames, Iowa anyday over any of those. Hands down--it's not even a contest.

[Ilya]

too beautiful not to post

Ilya: 2nd day in a row you got drunk
Ilya: damn man
ZeUs!!: mate
ZeUs!!: tomorrow
ZeUs!!: its my birthdat party
ZeUs!!: im going bto be battered
ZeUs!!: its not oing to be cool
ZeUs!!: my birthday
Ilya: go on webcam
ZeUs!!: party
ZeUs!!: im going to be fucked
ZeUs!!: not cool
ZeUs!!: not interested
Ilya: its ok
ZeUs!!: ok?
Ilya: go on webcam
ZeUs!!: yesterdayt
ZeUs!!: tiday
ZeUs!!: tomorrow
ZeUs!!: i wke up at 11~:30
ZeUs!!: and honed kathryn
ZeUs!!: fuck
ZeUs!!: fucke men
ZeUs!!: not cool
Ilya: what did she say in her text?
ZeUs!!: she said
ZeUs!!: sex akflnfnjn sx aknenkfn sex
ZeUs!!: kanknf sex ajkfnjnr sex v nueui sex aknfnf sex
Ilya: what else did she say
ZeUs!!: dunno
ZeUs!!: loyts
ZeUs!!: canbt remember#
ZeUs!!: tomrorow
Ilya: go on webcam
ZeUs!!: bot druk
ZeUs!!: ill phone her
ZeUs!!: ill phine her lots
Ilya: phone her right now
Ilya: you want to
ZeUs!!: nah you ait got aydi
ZeUs!!: you aveny got aUDI
Ilya: yes.
ZeUs!!: you havent got audio
Ilya: yeah i do
ZeUs!!: k
Ilya: phone her
ZeUs!!: no
ZeUs!!: but
ZeUs!!: no
Ilya: why not
ZeUs!!: k
Ilya: do it
ZeUs!!: y?
Ilya: she will like it
Ilya: and thank you
ZeUs!!: tomorroq nfhr illl v fucked
Ilya: no you wont
ZeUs!!: pleae hop kats car is ok
Ilya: its not
ZeUs!!: tommorow night ill be fucked#
Ilya: go on webcam
Ilya: post your boobs
ZeUs!!: please hpe its ok
ZeUs!!: then sex
ZeUs!!: if not
ZeUs!!: no sex
ZeUs!!: so please hope its ok
ZeUs!!: tomorow night i wont get as fucked
ZeUs!!: thats a promis
Ilya: you'll only have sex if you call her right now
Ilya: yes you will
ZeUs!!: a promise to me and a promise to my penis
Ilya: YOUR PENIS EH
ZeUs!!: k
ZeUs!!: wha
ZeUs!!: hat?
ZeUs!!: j
ZeUs!!: ok
ZeUs!!: k
Ilya: is your penis erect
ZeUs!!: no
ZeUs!!: stop
ZeUs!!: ok
ZeUs!!: k
ZeUs!!: k?
Ilya: k
ZeUs!!: k
ZeUs!!: k?
Ilya: k
ZeUs!!: k
ZeUs!!: kebab is a ot of money
ZeUs!!: note
ZeUs!!: not cool
ZeUs!!: fuck
Ilya: GO ON WEBCAM
Ilya: PLEASE
ZeUs!!: hopefllly people will buy me drinks
ZeUs!!: fuck
ZeUs!!: lots of people tomorrow
ZeUs!!: i'll show you the photos on saturady
ZeUs!!: no really
ZeUs!!: too cool
Ilya: cool
ZeUs!!: k
Ilya: k
ZeUs!!: plrase kathryn
ZeUs!!: pelease visit
ZeUs!!: then sex
Ilya: why is kathryn mad at you?
ZeUs!!: if not
ZeUs!!: no sex
ZeUs!!: please visit
ZeUs!!: im looking forwqrd o it
Ilya: please visit
Ilya: she will visit
ZeUs!!: shes bot mad
ZeUs!!: i trhink se kows im piaaws
ZeUs!!: ill phone her tomrrow
ZeUs!!: everyt gri recognises her drnk males friend
ZeUs!!: regosnise
ZeUs!!: recognise
Ilya: thanks for fixing the spelling
ZeUs!!: no pobs
ZeUs!!: hahaha
ZeUs!!: drunk
ZeUs!!: not
ZeUs!!: whats/?
ZeUs!!: k
Ilya: k
ZeUs!!: im laughing out loud
ZeUs!!: i also going to bed
ZeUs!!: feel quie thirst
ZeUs!!: I CANT VISIT FLATMEAMATES
ZeUs!!: THEY'LLL KNOW IM what not
Ilya: everyone hates you
ZeUs!!: k
Ilya: k
ZeUs!!: k
ZeUs!!: hahahau fell off m hair
ZeUs!!: no
ZeUs!!: hqat
ZeUs!!: no
ZeUs!!: k
Ilya: hahaha
ZeUs!!: ow]
ZeUs!!: hurrt
ZeUs!!: fuck
ZeUs!!: kathrn i teted herreally pissed
ZeUs!!: god night
ZeUs!!: but reall fucking frunk
ZeUs!!: in not going to
ZeUs!!: fuck
ZeUs!!: stoo
ZeUs!!: p
Ilya: GO TO SLEEP
ZeUs!!: k
Ilya says:go
ZeUs!!: hahahaha iveben talking to yuo
Ilya: hahahaha
ZeUs!!: tomorrow my birthday party
ZeUs!!: ill br do drunk
ZeUs!!: fick
ZeUs!!: tomorrow morning ill day sorry
ZeUs!!: tomorrow nigh i wont
ZeUs!!: fuck
ZeUs!!: night night

[Jason]

i've been on a strict "diner food only" diet for the past two weeks

i've never more regular in all my life

[Jeenyuss]

I thought you had him with your powers of persuasion.