thread where ilyaz talks to himself but others can join in if they're bored

[Jeenyuss]

and squeeze, I bet you didn't drink it with a smile. ilya did i bet. i bet. i bet. i bet. i bet?

[Jason]

what a night! i was assaulted by a homeless guy who wandered into the diner my friends and i were eating at. (sleepy, we were at tom's on carson st. in south side.) i'm sitting there enjoying my hash browns when this dude walks up behind me and asks if he can bum a cig. i told him i didn't have a pack on me, and he reaches completely across the table (so that he's leaning over most of it and pretty much into our food too) and grabs the pack my friend hillary had sitting beside her. i stood up and grabbed his arm and asked him just what the fuck he thought he was doing. next thing i know he's taking a swing at me. i pretty much tackled him into the booth behind us. then this HUGE puerto rican guy who works as a cook at the diner comes out and pulls me just about off my feet by my shirt. he got in between us and started yelling shit at the other guy. "are you bothering my customers? i said are you FUCKING BOTHERING MY CUSTOMERS?! this is the third time in a week!" and so on and so forth.

i finally just got home after sitting at the diner for an hour and a half talking things over with a few cops. apparently this guy has been causing trouble at quite a few businesses up and down this particular street. thank god i didn't get into any shit over all of this.

again, what a fucking night!

[ZeUs!!]

Last night I had the best drunken conversation with my flatmate John when we got in from a club. This is me chatting to our friend Miles about it:

South Korea's got Seoul says:
i had the best drunken conversation with john last night
South Korea's got Seoul says:
"so how many girlfriends have you had at school then john?"
South Korea's got Seoul says:
"ooooh, about.... 7"
Stark raving, sick, sad, little world! says:
er er
Stark raving, sick, sad, little world! says:
I lost my vigrintiy when I was 12
South Korea's got Seoul says:
you did?
Stark raving, sick, sad, little world! says:
no John apparently did
South Korea's got Seoul says:
haha when did he tell you that?
Stark raving, sick, sad, little world! says:
heard it off Andy
South Korea's got Seoul says:
and he was telling me stuff like "mate you have to go through all the different kinds of girl, ive done russian and swedish"
Stark raving, sick, sad, little world! says:
lolololololol
South Korea's got Seoul says:
oh yeah and i was getting relationship advice about kathryn, thanks john
Stark raving, sick, sad, little world! says:
lol
South Korea's got Seoul says:
all the while failing to realise we're not in a relationship
South Korea's got Seoul says:
and he apparently invented the phrase SOT
South Korea's got Seoul says:
when i know for a fact that nick came up with it and I remember explaining to john what it stood for, but nevermind
Stark raving, sick, sad, little world! says:
lol
South Korea's got Seoul says:
i'll have to find out from andy how many girlfriends he had
Stark raving, sick, sad, little world! says:
Zero I think
South Korea's got Seoul says:
more than likely




SOT is our little word for a fuckbuddy, it means Sex On Tap

[Ilya]

last night i called my old US History teacher and invited him to the rap concert tomorrow because ms. ilyaz wouldn't go unless there was a big, scary looking guy with us for protection.

he called me crazy and told me to take him off my cell phone phonebook

:wub:

[ZeUs!!]

South Korea's got Seoul says:
hmmm, should i put the fact that kathryn squatted and had a wee in a supermarket car park at 2:30am on the internet?
Ilya says:
yes
Ilya says:
humanity will thank you later
Ilya says:
put it in my thread
South Korea's got Seoul says:
she'll probably hit me
Ilya says:
and i will thank you now

[Mr. Peanuts]

Yeah so I did my Business exam today and it wasn't so bad.

I went in my Day of Defeat t-shirt and on the back it reads 'DON'T FIRE IN SPAWN!!1'.- Don't ask. I was sitting about half way down the aisle in the hall.

But after the exam everyone who sat anywhere behind me was pissed off with me because instead of doing their exam, they were trying to figure out what 'DON'T FIRE IN SPAWN!!1' meant. So I was all lyk LOL.

[ZeUs!!]

I went in my Day of Defeat t-shirt

..

[Richard Creager]

[Mr. Peanuts]

..

See, I knew you'd do something highlighting the fact I have a Day of Defeat t-shirt.

Don't worry, I'm still cool. It is possible.

[Subjugation]

omfg i'm so bored. ?buy life.

[DoTheFandango]

LEt me describe what just happened.

I was in the shower, decided to shave my moustache, and then i was shaving it and i slipped and cut open my nose and then when i walked out to get something to plug it apparently my glasses were on the floor so I stepped on them and they broke so now I'm a one eyed nose bleeding mess and I'm light headed.

[GHB]

livejournal.com

[Jerome Scuggs]

livejournal.com

deadjournal.com

[DoTheFandango]

Jerome hit it on the nose. But not on my nose, because it's still fucking sore.

[Jeansi]

LEt me describe what just happened.

I was in the shower, decided to shave my "moustache", and then i was shaving it and i slipped and cut open my "nose"

Fixed.