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[Eric is God]

This thread is an absolute bargain at the price of only 2 IQ points per page read!

Nominations for:

• Best impression of a building demolition in slow motion.
  
• Best educational advisory on the dangers of drinking while being female "the more you know".
  
• Best stereotype enforcement that college aged females do not possess higher order thinking skills.
  
• Best litmus test for a reader's level of empathy.
  

[Tigron-X]

Panda...

I've never talked to you before, and after reading this thread, all I have is two questions for you:

(1) Can you cook?
(2) And, do you know how to take out the trash?


If your answer is yes to both, then you're probablly the best kind of girl a guy could ever want. B)

[Zeebu]

"the more you know".

--==*

[Money]

[Bioture]

With a shank so clean, I put this thing in it raw dog
sing karaoke, i give her asian yule log

[Ilya]

you did it, pandagirl!

[Zyphen]

*UPDATE*

Straight from the facebook of Pandagirl I bring all the full story. It is a long funny/pathetic tale of the most gutless girl with more issues then I can count.

"There once was a man named Joseph Tu. One day, he met a girl at a party. They talked all night and felt something, so they decided to see each other again. Little did she know, but he was a married man. He kept that a secret and continued spending time with her. He even drove from Chicago just to see her again.

He moved to California and they continued to spend an over an hour on the phone every single night. He told his wife he wanted a divorce, then asked the girl to be his girlfriend. Still oblivious, she agreed. He went to see her again and they spent a fantastic weekend together as a couple. The next week he went back to California and slept with his ex-wife. The girl knew none of this. She was happy, and eventually they fell in love.

Joe did spend time with her. They flew back and forth to see each other at least once a month. Four months after they met, he finally told her about his ex-wife. He said that things were finished, and it was ok, because she still lived in Chicago. The girl accepted this and forgave him. However, two weeks later, she found out he lied. The ex-wife lived in Sacramento, only 10 minutes away from her boyfriend! She confronted him, he admitted to lying, and she forgave him again, because she was a good Christian girl and believed in forgiving people if they feel bad about what they've done.

Things progressed fine for a few months, but soon Joe began pressuring the girl to do things that she didn't want to do. He asked her to change to be with him. He had already purchased a trip to Hawaii for Christmas, and he gave her an ultimatum. If she didn't change who she was by December, he would end things after Hawaii, and she would never see him again. The girl believed that he loved her and wanted to be with her. She loved him too, and couldn't imagine being without him. She caved to his pressure and changed herself, because he told her that he wanted to be with her forever. They went to Hawaii, and they were happy. But, Joe wasn't being truthful. Deep down, Joe knew that he didn't want a long-term relationship with the girl. He knew that it wouldn't last. But he wanted to get what he wanted, so he kept this information from her, and she changed, oblivious to his ulterior motives.

Towards the end of the Hawaii trip, Joe began acting strangely. He began smoking again, even though the girl detested it. He even told the girl that she needed to lose weight and that he wasn't attracted to her very much, even though she was a very slender girl! The girl decided that yes, she could lose a few pounds by eating healthier and exercising more. This was beneficial to her health, and it would make him happy. They patched things up and moved on. Joe considered breaking up with her if she didn’t lose the weight. She did though, and things were ok. They were happy, and she never knew that he had almost broken up with her, all because she wore a size 6.

Soon, trouble began brewing in their relationship. Joe no longer listened to the girl when they talked on the phone. He was so wrapped up in his own problems that he never made time for hers. He often told her that her problems were inconsequential and didn't matter. Because Joe was 12 years older than her, and had so much more life experience, she believed him. He manipulated her thoughts to make her think that she didn't matter and neither did her problems. She began devoting all her time to helping him with his problems. She missed class to go see him, and she failed to study for midterms when he had a life crisis come up when she should have been studying. She dropped everything for him, and he gave nothing in return. But, she loved him, and she thought that he still loved her, and things would get better.

A week later, Joe decided to get drunk and go hang out with his ex-wife. They ended up kissing. He told the girl, and she was very hurt by his actions. The only apology that she got was, "I'm sorry, but she is a hot piece of ass." However, the girl thought that he still loved her, and she convinced herself that it was a one-time event. Joe left for Taiwan on a week-long trip to see his family the next day. Well, she thought he was going to see his family. Of course he did see them, but he really was out going clubbing with his friends. On the last day of the trip, Joe let the girl know that he did intimate things with a prostitute in a club. Joe even called her and yelled at the girl for taking it so seriously. The girl was extremely hurt and thought that this was the end, and she couldn't take any more from him. He had worn out his forgiveness.

But, when Joe got back into the States and saw the girl on webcam, he felt remorseful. He knew that he had been on a power trip, and felt bad about the things that he had done. The girl was still indecisive. Joe thought that he had lost this girl, the love of his life, and felt very bad. He promised to do whatever it took to get her back. He truly felt bad and went around depressed for a week. The girl decided to see him one last time, just to see if they could repair things. He promised that he would change, and he did, for the time being.

On Valentine's Day weekend, they saw each other again. She could tell that he still loved her and wanted to be with her. She still had some reservations, especially after checking his internet history and finding websites searching for escorts and prostitutes. She confronted him once again, and he said that he and a friend were looking at it just for fun. For some reason, the girl believed him yet again. They repaired things, and she cried the whole way home on the plane ride, because she didn't want to leave him. Little did she know, that was the last time she would ever see him.

The couple began to fight. Joe was trying to relocate to where the girl lived, and the process was very delayed. She tried to be optimistic about the situation and give him hope, but he was pessimistic and yelled at her whenever she tried to calm him down. The girl turned out to be right, and everything was set in motion for Joe to come to where the girl lived. However, the problems were far from over.

Joe met another girl. The new girl was just like his old girl, but taller, skinnier, older, and closer to him. He spent all day with the girl and began to develop feelings for her. Even though she didn't like him, he had a crush on her and couldn't get her off his mind. He told his girlfriend, and she told him that it was normal. They had been dating for 8 months, long distance the whole time, so of course if he met someone new he would feel something. She wrote it off as inconsequential. She didn’t know that Joe was reverting back to the person he used to be.

Meanwhile, Joe couldn't get over the girl. He texted her and hung out with her again. They grew closer. He began to doubt his relationship with his girlfriend. His girlfriend had no idea. She had finals the next week, and knew that their relationship was stressful, but she thought everything would be ok. They had never been apart for this long before, and she thought a lot of the stress was due to the fact they hadn't seen each other in a month. But, spring break was coming up, and she was leaving after her last final Wednesday to come spend 10 days with him. She knew that once he saw her again he would feel better, because he really loved her.

Joe didn't want to wait. The girl asked him to wait until she got there before making any decisions. If she saw that he was unhappy with her, she could accept it and move on. All she asked was that he wait until then, to at least see if there was still hope. She could focus on her finals then go see him. She wasn't expecting things to work out - she didn't know what would happen. But if things failed, she would know that they both had an open mind and that it just wasn't meant to be. It would hurt her, but she could move on, knowing that they tried.

But Joe was a stubborn man. He made up his mind. He was selfish. He didn't want to wait until she got there. He didn't want to try to see what would happen. He lied to himself and told himself that he had been unhappy ever since he met the girl, just to make it easier on him. He texted her while she was at work and broke up with her, telling her that it was over. She asked him once again just to wait, wait until she got there for spring break in only 8 days, and then decide what would happen. He agreed. But once again, he lied.

That night, Joe called the girl at midnight. He told her that it was over, and that she shouldn't even bother getting on the plane. He had feelings for another girl and couldn't be with her anymore. He didn't know who he was, or what he wanted. He told the girl that he still loved her and cared for her, but that he needed to be single. He was so stubborn and would not even let his girlfriend of 8 months fly across the country to see him next week, when the tickets were bought, hotel rooms booked, and the trip planned. He did not care that she had finals next week. He could only think of himself. She cried all night, and didn't sleep.

The next day the girl lived in a daze. She couldn't believe that he was giving up so easily and throwing her to the way-side, despite all that she had done for him. All the times she forgave him and stayed in a relationship that so many other people would have given up on. All she asked was for him to try, but he was such a selfish, stubborn asshole that he refused to even do that. He informed her that when he asked her to change so many months ago, he already knew that things weren't going to last long. Even though she specifically asked him whether they would be together for a long, long time, he lied to her face and withheld the truth. A month before he left her, he was still telling her that they would be together forever. He was a dirty, good-for-nothing liar.

I'm posting this here so that everyone can know what a shitty person Joseph Chau-Sen Tu, MD is. Although he claims to be a mature, 33 year old doctor, he is nothing more than child. He uses people to get his own selfish desires, abuses the people he claims to love, and lies about anything just to get his way. He controls and manipulates, throws tantrums to get his way, and refuses to compromise or change anything about himself, while he expects people to change everything for him. He patronizes and belittles people, never makes any sacrifices, and never appreciates what he has. He preyed on an innocent girl who was in love with him, chipping away at her piece by piece before finally destroying her.

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=506371758"

[Ilya]

thats pretty mean

[Pandagirl!]

He deserves it.

[Lizard Fuel]

Why would you give out her facebook and share her shit? Its one thing when she gets drunk and retarded and its another when a scottish slapdick like you sticks his nose in other peoples business. You really should remove it

Ilya (about 30 minutes ago): Cool story, would read again (+1)

[Pandagirl!]

I knew it would get posted here eventually, I'm friends with too many people on facebook. I'm taking a guess that Zyphen is a douchebag named Chris Chermer though, based on the comments on my status.

[Adman]

panda, i'm canadian. We know how to treat women. Ill buy you a beer and we can chill in my igloo.

[Ilya]

He deserves it.

i was referring to zyphen. i was almost gonna delete it but i wanna save my mod abuse for something a little more controversial

[Zyphen]

Girl puts it on facebook obviously not meant to be private.

Also Lizard, whole thing is one quote, where did I give out her facebook exactly?

And yea that's me Panda, guess you're not completely dumb.

[Lizard Fuel]

Chris Chermer

Got your back sherrie