Pick Up Artist / Field Report Thread

[Audrey]

This thread is $$$

Harder, you do sounds like a douche... Just a little question here.. do you call (or txt) every girl that give you #? Cause im pretty sure alot of them would be fake # (thats what my friends and I used to do when guys would annoy us while we were trying to drink and dance IN PEACE FFS)

Pawl, same here... i never get tired of that 3 awesome second clip!!

And Kthx... stop hating =(

[Squeezer]

My right hand really hurts and it was covered with blood this morning.

I think I got into a fight with a wall or someone and my hand is broken. It hurts to type this.

[DoTheFandango]

sounds like your love last night was experiencing a certain thing I like to call "a period."

going out for brews tonight, i'll tell you all what's good tomorrow.

[Harder]

lol @ maple syrup comment

lol @ maple syrup comment. i'm in toronto now winning

and aubrey i never give my number out unless a girl asks i'll usually joke with and say i dont usually give my number out and tell her shes lucky.

I usually get lots of number closes but those are easy, you just have to build initial attraction.

Usually in a night i'll get 3-4 numbers if it's longer sets sometimes i dont even go for the numbers and just go for the one nighters. Sometimes ill text the girls back really depends. Some nights i just chill and don't run game and party with the friends. I lived at residence during first year so there's always people i know well and hosting a pre-drink for some shindig or other.

[megaman89]

Oh man.

[PH]

[Audrey]

LOOOL ph <3

and aubrey i never give my number out unless a girl asks i'll usually joke with and say i dont usually give my number out and tell her shes lucky.

Learn to read? First of all, my name is Audrey, not Aubrey or whatever the fuck you think it is... second of all, if you read once again what i typed, im telling you that i think alot of the number you get are FAKE number... never mentioned once anything about you giving your number to girls...

[Crescent Seal]

dat ass

[Ilya]

in my bio lab class in college i had a teaching assistant named aubrey and i called her aubbie and invited her to my dorm to play mario kart with me and my roommate and insisted that she was dating this other student in the class the entire semester and it turns out i was wrong

[Zyphen]

in my bio lab class in college i had a teaching assistant named aubrey and i called her aubbie and invited her to my dorm to play mario kart with me and my roommate and insisted that she was dating this other student in the class the entire semester and it turns out i was wrong

Did you tell her to bring a black dildo, axe body spray, and some natty ice too?

[Ilya]

natty ice lol who do you think i am

[D1st0rt]

probably this guy

[Zyphen]

At least distort knows what i'm talking about

[Ilya]

phresh as fucc

[Ilya]

I AM RUNNING THIS BITCH / YOU ARE JUST A DOG WALKEr