thread where ilyaz talks to himself but others can join in if they're bored

[Ilya]

did you see any boobs

[Subjugation]

I want touch some boobies. Aside from mine owns.

[Subjugation]

Or bite some... like this:

[Ilya]

i saw the cutest kid today.

he was 12 and wore an orange shirt.

he had really clear skin and a funny little kid haircut.

his older sister (16-18) was semi-attractive.

i cant stop thinking about him.

if you're out there, kid, you give your man ilyaz a holla.

[Exotic]

ilyaz your are a buck short of a dollar

[Exotic]

its like im ordering a coffee and your giving me a pea soup

[Ilya]

i watched The Longest Yard today. it was pretty funny

[Squeezer]

Typing while drunk is a hassle, ilyaz is torturing this man.

I liked you better when you still had a soul.

[Subjugation]

I don't like pee soup

[Jeenyuss]

I drove by the Sykes house today and there was this big motherfucker standing there with a butcher knife. He was walking towards the car and my friend roolled down the window and yelled, we booked it.

[ZeUs!!]

Is touch typing when you just type using the asdf keys?

I always thought it was where you looked at the screen and not the keyboard?

[Jeansi]

peasoup was the pw for the third level in Lotus.

[Ilya]

split pea soup looks like the diarrhea of the diarrhea monster, but it is the best thing ever

[Richard Creager]

I liked you better when you still had a soul.

Well that makes two of us.

[Ilya]

do you ever get the urge to sing the following:

THERES A HOLE IN THE WORLD TOOONIGHT
THERES A CLOUD OF FEAR AND SORROOOW
THERES A HOLE IN THE WORLD TOOONIGHT
DON'T LET THERE BE A HOOOLE IN THE WOOORLD TOOOMORROW

because i do and i don't know how long i can keep it inside.