Trench Wars Recipe Collection

[Exotic]

Or try this meal plan for the day of a soccer game, it works quite well (did today at least):
Breakfast - none
Lunch - none
Dinner - A whole bottle of Gatorade, broth from Ramen noodles (it's the best part), and three oreos.

Stop talking about yourself eating nothing but water. Shiiiit

[Ilya]

ashlie ate 2 hashbrowns and some nachos today and i was all "eat up, baby"

[Pandagirl!]

1 Lollypop
1 Quart of Water
1 Jolly Rancher
===========
3 Meals for her

Or try this meal plan for the day of a soccer game, it works quite well (did today at least):
Breakfast - none
Lunch - none
Dinner - A whole bottle of Gatorade, broth from Ramen noodles (it's the best part), and three oreos.

[Cops]

1 Kg of chiken sliced in pieces
1 can of beer
garlic, vinager, oil, salt, pepper, onnions
chicken broth

temper the chicken with garlic, vinager, oil, salt, pepper, onnions with the amount you like.
wait some hours.
put it on a recepient with the can of beer and chicken broth to cook on the oven till you see its enuf toasted.

it tastes dam good.

btw the alcohol evaporates.

My ex-girlfriend's family made that for me when I was over there one day and they made beer chicken and it tasted god awful, it's like supper for alcoholics.

[Squeezer]

A recipe for Pandagirl

1 Lollypop
1 Quart of Water
1 Jolly Rancher
===========
3 Meals for her

[schope]

drunk chiken

1 Kg of chiken sliced in pieces
1 can of beer
garlic, vinager, oil, salt, pepper, onnions
chicken broth

temper the chicken with garlic, vinager, oil, salt, pepper, onnions with the amount you like.
wait some hours.
put it on a recepient with the can of beer and chicken broth to cook on the oven till you see its enuf toasted.

it tastes dam good.

btw the alcohol evaporates.

Pimento Cheese Wraps

I was messing around with tortillas the other day and I came out with these

Wheat Tortillas (Any size, wheat taste the same to me and are way healthier than flour)

Meat (I used deli ham, but you can use chicken or turkey if you want)

Pimento Cheese Spread

Mayo or Miracle Whip

Shredded Cheddar

Mix about 2 tbsp pimento cheese spread with 1 tbsp mayonaisse. Spread evenly over tortilla. Follow with shredded cheese and ham. Roll Tortilla and eat that biatch. Add lettuce, olives, and onions according to preference.

Enjoy!

[Cops]

No Meat Mayo Burgers

You need mushrooms, red peppers and onions and you can add any other types of peppers, the more the merryer! Now put these ingredients into a frying pan and put them on medium for about 5-10 minutes, until you're satisfied with the look of them. Now put 2 slices of cheese on a piece of bread or a hot dog bun, now stick those bad boys in the microwave for 30 seconds. After you've got semi melted cheese put your vegetables on the hog dog bun or piece of bread fold them up, and put a bit of mayo or dressing on the top of the closed end. I find that two of these are filling.

[Knuckle]

Hi, I'll post one more time then be gone for another month or so.

Take 7 limes, cut them into quarters. Hold a quarter in your hand, with the peel against your skin. Hold over a jug, and squeeze the fuck out of it. Make sure no seeds get in. Repeat another 27 times with the remaining quarters.

Now take 2 cups of sugar, and stir it in. Add water. I don't remember how much but it's not hard to figure it out.

Add your favorite liquor and enjoy.

[Noah]

how to make pizza

This is kinda difficult:
From Noah's.. KITCHEN

1 Phone
1 Phonenumber to a pizzaplace
1 Front door
Some cash

Pick up the phone, enter the number to your favorite pizzaplace.
Then they will answer you, tell the person what kind of pizza you want and where you live.
A while later some1 will come knocking on your frontdoor with a pizza..
Give the guy some cash, take the pizza and put it on the table (or floor)

[illegitimate child]

sure but who cares

page 1 Facetious>Haha, you drink appletinis?

appletinis rock

From the bar of <my name, to lazy to type me whole name but yes this is longer, omfq im dumb>

phone + microphone (in blender) = killer drink

pun intended

gfg.

[IceStorm]

this is old?

[Bioture]

breakfast

Chicken Omelet

1 cup chicken cut into little bits (i use the strips of pre cooked chicken.
1/2 tablespoon cornstarch (optional, makes it more fluffy)
5 eggs
1/4 cup cold water
Some butter
salt/pepper to taste.
Vegtables minced, if you want
Parsley - for you upper class people

Beat the eggs without separating until very light. Add the water and seasonings and stir in the meat mixed with the cornstarch. Heat butter in a medium-sized frying pan, pour in the mixture. Cook until you like it. Serve garnished with parsley and s&p.

[Overburn]

from the kitchen of Overburn

Overburn's Super-Fun-Crazy Toast
- 1 or 2 slices of bread, how evermany is desired
- a toaster or toaster oven
- butter (optional)

cooking instructions (with butter):
put the bread slices in the toaster or toaster oven, change the setting to whichever crispyness of the bread you wish (light, medium, or dark). wait until its done. remove the toast, apply butter to oneside of the toast, and eat.

cooking instructions (without butter):
put the bread slices in the toaster or toaster oven, change the setting to whichever crispyness of the bread you wish (light, medium, or dark). wait until its done. remove the toast, and eat.

[ZeUs!!]

Mike's Italian Turkey

Ingredients for two people:
1 red onion
2 teaspoons pesto
Pinch chilli powder
Half tin chopped tomatoes
A drizzle of olive oil
Two glasses of red wine
A pinch of crushed pepper
Unsure on quantities:
Some spinach leaves
Some spaghetti
Some turkey mince

Chop and fry off a red onion in a frying pan with some olive oil. When its on its way add the turkey and brown it off. Once browned add two glasses of red wine, the tomatoes, the chilli powder and the pepper (as in salt and pepper). The aim here is to cook the majority of the wine off, and to try and predict when it will finish cooking. Fifteen minutes before its finished cooking boil some water with some salt, and add the spaghetti. Bring the spaghetti to the boil again and then leave it on a high simmer until its cooked (basically cook some spaghetti near the end). When its cooked add the spinach leaves to the mince and wilt them, then drain off the spaghetti and mix in the pesto. Serve the spaghetti first and the mince on top.

Reciepe inspired by: whatever was left in my cupboard