Trench Wars Recipe Collection

Hairygroin's Sexy Lemonaide

Slice up 3-4 Lemons and place them in a large juice container. Add a cup or so of sugar, maybe a tad more...fill up the container about 1/3 with ice.

Place in the fridge for about 10 minutes.

Take it out of the fridge, and using a big spoon, mash up the ice, sugar, and lemons together...the lemons and the sugar shoudl make a sorta paste. Add water, mix up, and voila! YUM!

damn this thread is a goldmine, time to contribute:

Seeing Bioture's garlic bread recipe makes me want to provide my own:

Hairygroin's Shockingly Awesome Garlic Bread

1 Loaf fresh Italian Bread
5-6 cloves fresh garlic
3/4-1 cup freshly grated parmsegnan cheese
1/4 cup olive oil (add more/less if you want)
1/2 teaspoon salt

Chop up the garlic well, and then (be creative if you don't have a cooking mortar/pestle) mash it up until it makes a very fine paste (a few lumps are alright). Place all of the garlic, olive oil, and salt and place it in a bowl and mix! Make sure you mix it up very evenly, add more cheese if you can. The object is to make it spreadable!

Cut the loaf of bread in half, and spread the mixture evenly on both sides. Place both sides face up in an oven and broil until the tops are golden brown.

Serves about 6, depends on how much everyone eats! I can eat a whole loaf of the stuff myself cuz its so damn good.

ENJOY CUZ THIS IS AWESOME STUFF.

[Mennoowh]

A pizza in 5 steps:
needed:
- a phone
- a phonebook
- money
1) take the phonebook
2) look up the bestsounding pizzeria (hint: check out the 'P')
3) tell them to bring you a pizza
4) pay the motorcycledude
5) eat

[avendragon]

You Fat Fuck!

[Bioture]

Ghetto Garlic Bread / Chicken flavored bread.

Needs:

Bread
Butter
Mrs Dash garlic herb or packet of ramen chicken noodles flavoring

Put butter on bread (it doesnt have to be spread, chunks are fine). Sprinkle mrs dash or ramen seasoning on buttered bread. Toast in your toaster oven, or put them on the heater for 20 mins. Eat with campells soup or budget gourmet spagetti. Mm Mmm good.

[Golden Sun 1]

Apparently Facetious cooked it going by that reciepe and gave it one thumb up, so I'm not complaining

I hope that, that was one thumb outa one?

[Rion.]

I'm sorry, but Zeus's recipe just owns you all.

[Ilya]

LEMON SANDWICH

INGREDIENTS:
butter
two (2) slices of bread
one (1) peice of cheese (PERFERABLY THE KIND WITH THE HOLES FOR EXTRA GOODNESS)
one half (1/2) of a lemon

ok so what you do is you rub the butter on the two slices of bread and then you take your half lemon and you squeeze the fucker all around the butter on both slices, lots and lots of squeezing.

then you put the cheese down on one of the slices, now if you want to get totally crazy and wild and yummy, you squeeze some more lemon on top of the cheese. then you put the other slice on top of it and eat it. :up:

edit: i only know how to make sandwiches, so if anyone wants to make me some of the food mentioned in this thread (particularly page 1), it will be appreciated.

[Displaced]

hat mashed potato thing by push wasnt quite my taste, granted i couldnt get any horseradish here, and im sure my ranch sauce was utter garbage.

[Cops]

I'm still happy with my grab everything you can find method.

[ZeUs!!]

Apparently Facetious cooked it going by that reciepe and gave it one thumb up, so I'm not complaining

[Golden Sun 1]

Shit pusher, I was going to post something in the staff forum yesterday about you doing a thread like this but I forgot clean about it, how freaky is that?

I'm going to post in this next year for the simple reason that I can't cook, I'm in catered accomodation until next year. Although I have done beans on toast once:

From the kitchen of that English guy

Beans on toast

1 - Tin of baked beans in tomato sauce
3 - Slices of bread
1 - Tub of butter

Heat the beans on the oven until they are warmed through. DO NOT BOIL as that munters the taste. Toast three pieces of bread, and once they are toasted your beans are pretty much cooked. Butter your three slices of toast and put two on the plate. Eat the other one now because you are a greedy bastard. Pour the beans all over the toast and eat your toast by cutting it into little squares and trying to balance some beans on it. Be careful they don't fall off, beans ALWAYS fall off just when they are near your mouth. When you are transporting the beans from your plate to your mouth its fine, but when they are just outside your mouth they just scatter.

I know this is an old post, but when i read it i justed LMFAO, its so true.
Btw, Beans on toast = Pwnorz, and is also the only thing i can cook$$
Balancing beans on the toast is an art, that only english ppl have mastered -_-

EDIT: If you don't have the money for baked beans, or just don't like them, spaghetti is also a good option.

[Displaced]

i cant believe i havent seen this thread before.. (ive found my holy grail )

must try Push's mashed potatoes.

From the mind of Displaced
Über Pork + Taters

ok its been a tiny amount of time since ive done this last but dont worry, im gonna use "rough" estimates of ingredients, vary according to your own taste.

(this is about enough for 2-3 ppl)

~ 500g of some sort of pork (cheap or good stuff, depends on budget)
~ 8 nicely sized potatoes
~ Heinz mayonaise (gotta be heinz )
~ Olive oil (Sunflower oil or butter will suffice)
~ Salt + Pepper
~ Spicy BBQ sause (again dont use the spicy stuff if you dont want to)
~ A few cloves of garlic

*Get yer potatoes, rinse, peel, etc, slice and dice into thin(ish) pieces.
*Get yer pork, and cut it into smaller sized chunks (cubes), so that you dont need to cut them any more before eating.
*Get your big ass bowl out, insert pork pieces, add mayo, salt, pepper, BBQ sause, and "mashed" garlic. (a fair amount of each)
*Mix it all together.
*Heat your pan (has to be quite large, and has to have a lid) and base it with some olive oil.
*Add yer potatoes, and brown them for about 5 mins.
*Throw in your pork pieces and "sauce" that you prepared earlier. (add some water if there isnt a "lot" of sauce, most of your pan should be covered in the stuff)
*Stir it around throoughly while heating for a good 10 mins.
*Leave to simmer for another 5 mins
*Serve
*Eat

[Krazie _ Killer]

Krazie's Recipe for Love ^_-
2 cups of vinager...
3 tbsp of baking soda....


*** Stand back and watch the love occur ***

[sixtoo]

Stfu fucking sex-crazed teens...

shut up dink ( double income, no kids )