Trench Wars Recipe Collection

[gran guerrero]

Heart Racer; also known as Liquid Viagra:
Half a cup of Red Bull
Half a cup of Jager

me and my cousins just call it jager bombs, nothing new.

burns like hell though

[DoTheFandango]

A Quarter Tank:
Pour a cup 1/4 full of vodka
Fill the rest with favorite soft beverage

Creamsicle:
One Shooter of Vanilla Schnappes (99 Proof for UGHPSGFJS effect)
Rest is OJ.

Heart Racer; also known as Liquid Viagra:
Half a cup of Red Bull
Half a cup of Jager

[gran guerrero]

something i just threw in the blender

for a lot of servings, one cup of milk, one cup of orange juice.
(if you want to be healthy, use skim milk powder and water)
throw in a bunch of fruit of your choice.
doesnt matter they all work, but ones without seeds is better.
if you want to be more healthier add protein powder of your choice.
if you want to get a good taste. add 3-5 table spoons of sugar.
if you want to get wasted. add any alcoholic beverage of your liking. (throw in some ice too, to get it that daquiri flavor).
And blend.

P.S. if you cant find any fruit in your house (go buy some you unhealthy bastards), then go with another approach and throw in some yogurt thats fruit flavored.

[freddie]

Not food, but it goes here anyways

The 'RED BARON' shot

1/3rd Vodka
1/3rd Tequila
1/3rd Red Wine

Once you down it, you have to go hit on a chick and get shot down. I've had 4 people do this so far, all got shot down, 1 chick was engaged.

In the RED BARON I know here we have 2 cl tequila and 2 cl tabasco. :grin:

[Nickname]

Not food, but it goes here anyways

The 'RED BARON' shot

1/3rd Vodka
1/3rd Tequila
1/3rd Red Wine

Once you down it, you have to go hit on a chick and get shot down. I've had 4 people do this so far, all got shot down, 1 chick was engaged.

[Bioture]

I made a small amount of it yesterday. It's not that bad if all you have in your house is honey, mustard, salt, pepper, and pretzels.

[ZeUs!!]

ghetto honey mustard pretzels

take a cup or bowl
fill it half way with mustard, fill it half way with honey
put a dash of salt
put 2 dashes of pepper
stir like a mother
then dip ur mofo pretzels in it and eat it bitch

Snoop Doggy Dogg would never eat that

[Money]

ghetto honey mustard pretzels

take a cup or bowl
fill it half way with mustard, fill it half way with honey
put a dash of salt
put 2 dashes of pepper
stir like a mother
then dip ur mofo pretzels in it and eat it bitch

mmmmmmmmmm

[Theif of Time]

Sounds good... I like not being able to stand.

*notes location* I have a friend obsessed with Finland... when I tell her the recipe for these shots came from there, she'll get really drunk. And hail Finland, and stuff like that.

And probably fall over.

[farb]

Wicked shots from farb's Bar

Knockout=
2cl Tequila
1cl Whiskey
1cl gin
1 shotglass

10 of these and you wont be standing. :fear:

[Aquatiq]

ghetto honey mustard pretzels

take a cup or bowl
fill it half way with mustard, fill it half way with honey
put a dash of salt
put 2 dashes of pepper
stir like a mother
then dip ur mofo pretzels in it and eat it bitch

i think i just threw up in my mouth a little

[WuTang420]

Haha, you drink appletinis?

these own if you use sour apple pucker. or is that what u meant by "apple liqour"

[gran guerrero]

ghetto honey mustard pretzels

take a cup or bowl
fill it half way with mustard, fill it half way with honey
put a dash of salt
put 2 dashes of pepper
stir like a mother
then dip ur mofo pretzels in it and eat it bitch

[Cops]

Potatoes and Corn oil

Put some corn oil in a frying pan slice up some potatoes and put the potatoes in the frying pan, turn the frying pan to 6 or medium. Let the potatoes cook until they look crispy, you'll need to flip them at some point in time. You can also add some cajun sauce and salt to top it off.

[A I]

oooo shrimp good one!
For soups I was thinking of some kind of French Onion Ramen Soup, maybe I'll just throw some shrimp in^^

You Asked For It!!

Here is an EZ Ramen Recipe. If you want shrimp you can sub it.

2 tablespoons vegetable oil
1 pound top sirloin, thinly sliced
2 (3 ounce) packages "Oriental" flavor instant Ramen noodles, broken up into small pieces
2 cups broccoli florets, halved if large
1 cup thinly sliced carrots, cut diagonally
1 cup thinly sliced mushrooms
1/2 cup seeded and thinly sliced red bell peppers
2 cups water
1/2 teaspoon ground ginger
1 cup snow pea pods
1/2 cup sliced water chestnuts
1/2 cup fresh or frozen peas
2 tablespoons thinly sliced scallions

In a large skillet over medium-high heat, add the oil. Cook the beef for 3 minutes. Remove the meat and toss with 1 seasoning packet from the noodles. Set aside.

Add the broccoli, carrots, mushrooms, and red peppers and sauté until almost cooked through, 8 to 10 minutes, stirring frequently.

Add the water, ginger, noodles, and remaining seasoning packet and stir to combine. Bring to a boil. Add the snow pea pods, water chestnuts, and peas. Reduce the heat and simmer for 5 to 8 minutes, or until the noodles are tender, stirring occasionally.

Add the beef and scallions and stir to combine. Cook for 1 minute.